Helen, aged 8

I think to fall in love you are supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.

James, aged 10

You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough money to buy her a big ring and her own video because she'll want to have videos of the wedding.

Roger, aged 8

Don't forget your wife's name... that will mess up the love.

Manuel, aged 8

If you want someone to love you, yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs... and don't worry if their parents are right there.

Karen, aged 13

It always makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands.

Carolyn, aged 8

My mother says to look for a man who is kind... that's what I'll do... I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome.

Becky, aged 10

I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding year six at school hard enough.

Brian, aged 7

You learnt to kiss right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.

Lynette, aged 9

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!

Simon, aged 6

Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents.

Hannah, aged 8

One of you should know how to write a cheque. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.

Dave, aged 8

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the rubbish.